Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Breaking Up The Party.

Ladies and Gents,

Jon's new task for us to clean up the place...

I am going to get you for this Jon. I don't mean stealing all of your BLT's.

Well I got the basic humanoid part of the Horizon Amphitheater.

This won't be so bad. I start picking up. It's kind of nice. I am sure nothing bad could happen with this.

Then right on cue. I hear two (I think) guys arguing.

"You are a mockery of a warrior race." D'Argo Shouts out.

"Surely, You are not making light of a Klingon?" Worf asks.

"qaStaH nug?" I ask.

"This...'wannabie' has insulted me." Worf informs me.

"Only after you cut in front of me, while I was in line for the bathroom." D'Argo whines.

" I thought you were a holding the door...for real warriors." Worf tells him.

D'Argo responds with "Hab SoSlI 'Quch!"

Oh boy...He didn't just say that.

"You will pay for such a thing." Growls Worf.

Worf cracks the guy in the mouth. They start yelling and fighting each other.

"Sujatlh'e' yImev, cut it out!" I scream at the top of my lungs. As I break them up.

"tlhIngan maH!" a group bellows.

"I see my friends are by my side, prepare to pay for insulting a Klingon warrior." Worf yaps out.

"Foolish Klingon. I have friends too." D'Argo shrieks.

"Heqhlu'meH QaQ jajvam" The Klingons vociferate.

Next, they start shooting and blowing up the place.

"Wait, what are you doing? I have to clean up the Area." I freak out.

Later after the firefight, the two groups go out for drinks.

Leaving me with this...

Well, I have to get back to work. Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

To find out what was said click here.


Blogger Professor Xavier said...

"Vociferate"? You made that word up.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:25:00 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Look it up.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 9:49:00 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I have never Vociferated in my life. But If my date goes well ...

Tuesday, July 25, 2006 10:44:00 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

You do know about protection, right Tak? I mean I realize it's a long shot that it will matter but still, better safe than sorry.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 8:33:00 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

LH 432, its a pity the other Gladiator's literacy is so low, isn't it.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 9:29:00 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Oh, my! The poor Luxans!

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 10:31:00 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Vociferate is a perfectly crommunlant word.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:08:00 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Florence: and how is this "literacy" thing supposed to help me in my daily life. Al it leads to is thinking for yourself, which Fox news has told me is just a bad idea.

Jon: Now that is a made up word or my dictionary is really out of date.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 11:45:00 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

What's this? Teach yourself Klingon?

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 12:21:00 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Picard: I picked up a few phases.

Florence: Yes it is.

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006 1:01:00 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

Army of (Cl)one, check for crommunlent in your Simpson's dictionary.

Embiggening your language skills could give you a split second advantage when you throw your enemy an insult they have to click to another page to translate.

Friday, July 28, 2006 9:07:00 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

This is scarcely applicable. I have rarely heard words used by such incompatant ignoramisus such as thine-selves. Remove your epedermuses at this very intreval in time, else I shall operate and remove your worthless flesh myself.

I think I said, "Good job Redcoat, Just blow up the freaken stadium." But I'm not sure. It might have been the babblefish talking.

*hour later with plenty of dictionary using*

Ouch, sorry guys. It defiantly was the babblefish, I've never heard of an epedermus in my life.

Friday, July 28, 2006 9:54:00 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

Believe it or not, I wrote this really long speech using big and rarely used words, insulting you guys for using big words (I blamed the babblefish) but blogger blew it up. So... Yeah...

Then I poked fun at myself for using the big words... So here's my comment.

"Way to go redcoat, now look at the mess I have to clean up in my section!"

Friday, July 28, 2006 9:56:00 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

Wow! Blogger didn't eat it... Look it appeared!

Friday, July 28, 2006 9:56:00 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

I think you proved my point nicely, Erifia:)

Friday, July 28, 2006 10:32:00 AM  

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