Thursday, July 20, 2006

Hacknor World Wrestling

Ladies and Gents,

Welcome to Hacknor World Wrestling at the Horizon Amphitheater.

Hacknor World Wrestling is owned by the HWWE.

To my right is a man who needs no introduction. But, I'm going to give it to him anyway.

Mr. Mean Gene Okerlund.

Mean Gene: Hello folks and welcome to Hacknor World Wrestling.

Shop Hacknor World Wresting at

432: Well today fans, we have a 2 on 1 grudge match.

Mean Gene: Thats right.Ignignokt and Err

V.S.: Stewie.

432: Right, as we see Ignignokt and Err or in the ring. Stewie is running down the ram.

M.G.: Oh my god. He's taking them both on, Stewie is a house on fire.

432: Look at him go. I've heard Stewie was an expert at 2 on 1, but thought that ment something different.

M.G.: This type of action is only on Hacknor World Wrestling.

Hacknor World Wresting get the gladiator out.

432: Oh no the numbers game has caught up to Stewie.

M.G.: They are giving Stewie a savage beating.

432: Wait a minute, wait a comes Brian.Here comes Brian.

M.G.: Oh no, this is unbelievable. Brian is just standing there.

432: I never thought this would happen. Wait...wait. Oh no Brian hits Stewie.Brian hits Stewie.

M.G.: what a betrayal.

432: This is the greatest crime in the history of mankind.

M.G. I concur.Wait what's this...Stewie is up. Stewie is up...

432: Wow, this guy is amazing. He really giving it to Brian.

M.G.: Chair, chair Ignignokt and Err catch Stewie from behind with a chair.

432: Stewie getting the stuffing beat out of him. This a just wrong, wrong...

M.G.: Who's running down the ramp...

432: It's Brak and Clammy.

M.G.: About time someone came and put an end to this travesty.

432: It's Brak, Clammy and Stewie. And they are cleaning house and taking out the trash.

M.G.: What a night brought to you by Hacknor World Wrestling.

432: Dental for All. Dental for all.

Hacknor World Wrestling. Vist and buy offical HWWE merchandise

Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.


Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Was that Brak standing next to Clammy? It looked like him.

I hope clammy stomped, clammed or whatevered deadpool's two moron into the ground.

Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:00:00 PM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

It looked like a mass fight!

Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Except you were supposed to call a match for the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment (formerly Intergalactic Gladiator Federation)! You just called a match for the competition!

Thursday, July 20, 2006 12:27:00 PM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Tak; That was clammys manager.

Jean-Luc; It was a brawl to end them all.

Jon; Oops.

Thursday, July 20, 2006 2:13:00 PM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

Welll gladreration X paid the Henchman tto call thier match ! it's an invasion!

Thursday, July 20, 2006 7:12:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

My favorite part was when the giant clam ate a bucket of house paint and ran for senator.

Wait... that's in the sequel.

Thursday, July 20, 2006 10:54:00 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

All's well that ends.

Friday, July 21, 2006 1:56:00 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

I don't think Ignignokt and Err got much of a look in.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:28:00 AM  

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