Victory Is Life!

As a Roboshrub Inc. contributer, I felt obliged to seek out new life and new forms of salad dressing after the arch-enemy of all organic life, the mighty OneStar, launched his Armada Automata. The Armada is composed entirely of angry robots on the edge who've had a rough life and have nothing left to lose. Our first encounter with the Armada ended in a victory, but only because we had magic on our side. That isn't likely to happen twice.

Job applicant lineup for OneStar's personal attaché.

By adapting my bio-filters to the frequencies of this contest, I, along with the whole of the Roboshrub hive mind, will be able to combat the Armada Automata and repulse OneStar. Organic life will be free to once again wallow in slime and watch cartoons and take standardized tests.

This is for you, destructobob!