Sunday, May 07, 2006


So who is this OneStar I keep talking about, the one who seeks to destroy all organic life? If he some kind of media invention, perhaps a metaphor for some hidden impulses deep down in all of us? Or is he real, an insane robot bent on the total destruction of his creators?

Here is OneStar in his evening attire. Yup, no mouth.

Not much is known about OneStar or his Armada Automata. All we know thus far is that he appeared suddenly last year and immediately went about a long-term convoluted scheme to end organic life and claim the Earth for robot-kind. He failed, of course, when I stopped him in a battle to the death. Canada was involved.

Then a few months ago, he was reborn. Don't ask me how, I wasn't even there for the rebirthday party. Now, instead of merely destroying all organic life on Earth, OneStar has teamed up with the evil robotic clone of Bob Dole to destroy all organic life in the universe. He hopes to accomplish this by taking over Roboshrub Inc. and harnessing the power of our anti-organic sandwich beam.

The evil robotic clone of Bob Dole is haunted by genetic memories.


Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

I have seen this OnStar. He seemed to have infiltrated the Earth Car, called the Cad A' Lak. He seemed to be quite helpful if you are lost, but really want you to get more lost. Evil indeed.

Sunday, May 07, 2006 11:09:00 AM  
Blogger Salbert said...

Whoa, scarier than Micheal Jackson!

Sunday, May 07, 2006 4:47:00 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Well, I guess as long as he starts on the other side of the Universe, it won't be so bad.

Sunday, May 07, 2006 6:42:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

He starts where the wind takes him.

Monday, May 08, 2006 12:41:00 PM  

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