Saturday, May 27, 2006

Last Gladiator Standing

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be




Technical Director: .... And cue Jon.

Jon: Good afternoon. I'm here on Fire Island V2 to talk for a few moments with one of the greatest competitors in the Intergalactic Gladiator circles and a true champion. He is none other than the legend himself, Bone Grinder! Mr. Grinder, how's life been treating you?

Bone Grinder: Well, I have to say--

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be




Jon: What happened?

Voice from off camera: I don't know.

Technical Director: Just a glitch, we're OK now.

Jon: Uh, alright, here we go. As I was saying, I'm here talking to the legend Bone Grinder and he was right about to tell me about--

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be



Jon: What the heck was that?

Technical Director: Don't worry about it, a server just went down. We're on the backup, we're OK.

Jon: Alright, alright. On challenge 2, some of you got to meet one of the Intergalactic Gladiator Entertainment's greatest legends, Bone Grinder himself. Hey, how does it feel being back in the spotlight once again?

Bone Grinder: Oh it was a real pleasure being able to work like this again. I may be getting on in--

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be



Jon: Oh come on! What the hell was that?

Director: Forget it, Jon. Just keep going.

Jon: I'm here with--

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be



Jon: Oh for the love of -- That's it, I've had it! This is too [beep]ing much!

Hudson (From off camera): calm down, Jon. Here, have a pina colada.

Jon: Fine. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer!

Bone Grinder: Uh, hello?

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet --



Jon (from off camera: I can't believe that this [beep]'s happening! I mean, what is this, some kind of [bleep]ing high school play or something? Un[beep]ing believable!

Hudson (off camera): I know, I know. Calm down, they'll get this squared away.

Bone Grinder (off camera): Hello?

8 Comments:

Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I think I found the problem. Gyrobo was plugged into the Slurpee machine and apparently some Super Sour Watermellon spilled into his central processesor. I guess there was a short. Smoke and sparks are coming out of his ears.

Um, does anybody have a fire extinguisher?

Saturday, May 27, 2006 9:23:00 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

Maybe Captain Picard can shoot out the fire on Gyrobo with a phaser gun.

Hey, it's worth a try.

Saturday, May 27, 2006 9:28:00 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

*runs to Gyrobot, pours out a cupfull of overheated Slurpee and drinks it*

Mmmmm, warm slurpees are delightful.

Saturday, May 27, 2006 11:06:00 PM  
Blogger Vegeta said...

Hmmm, you know I bet Bulma could rewire him into a slurpee machine. But I'd rather have cappchino myself.

Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:25:00 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

A technical hitch. Has anyone got a hammer in which a few 'adjustments' can be made?

Sunday, May 28, 2006 4:28:00 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I guess it's best that I wound up not interviewing Bone Grinder, he looks kind of funky.

Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:05:00 AM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

Yeah and he talks your ears off about fighting Cactai Jack In an exploding arena match.

Sunday, May 28, 2006 8:50:00 AM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Ooohhhh...man. The cable went over in my room.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:44:00 AM  

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