AOC: Just For Laughs
How to make Fluke laugh? I had to discern what I know of the man and play up his humor weakness.
Due to his short attention span, I knew the jokes had to be simple. Can’t make them too complicated or he will just give me that blank stare.
I begin to run though all my funny stuff. Problem is clones are not programmed with much of a sense of humor. This might be hard.
I begin:
Old Ben Kenobi is talking to Fluke: "Fluke, I know what you're getting for your birthday."
Fluke: "How do you know?"
Old Ben: "I felt your presents."
Fluke looks a little confused.
I try again.
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!
Another blank look. Hmmm, need to pull out better stuff
What did Old Ben Say to Fluke at dinner? “Use the Fork Luke!”
What kind of car does Fluke drive? A Toy-yoda.
How does Fluke call for Yoda? Yoda-lay-he-who!
Not even a hint of a smile.
What is this guy made of? Stone?
I try a different tack and start shooting out some one-liners.
Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Lucas gets his films mixed up... "Episode III: Vaders of the Lost Gundark"
Nothing.
I have to go with the big guns.
Two Banthas are talking.
Bantha 1: "Hey, did you hear about that mad bantha disease?"
Bantha 2: "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it."
Bantha 1: "Why not?"
Bantha 2: "I'm a Womp Rat."
Fluke starts to laugh. (ok it was a small chuckle) “You have got to be the lamest clone I have ever had to deal with. Your are funny because you are so lame.” He chuckles again a walks away.
Cool! I got a laugh.
Due to his short attention span, I knew the jokes had to be simple. Can’t make them too complicated or he will just give me that blank stare.
I begin to run though all my funny stuff. Problem is clones are not programmed with much of a sense of humor. This might be hard.
I begin:
Old Ben Kenobi is talking to Fluke: "Fluke, I know what you're getting for your birthday."
Fluke: "How do you know?"
Old Ben: "I felt your presents."
Fluke looks a little confused.
I try again.
How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler!
Another blank look. Hmmm, need to pull out better stuff
What did Old Ben Say to Fluke at dinner? “Use the Fork Luke!”
What kind of car does Fluke drive? A Toy-yoda.
How does Fluke call for Yoda? Yoda-lay-he-who!
Not even a hint of a smile.
What is this guy made of? Stone?
I try a different tack and start shooting out some one-liners.
Two Stormtroopers walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Lucas gets his films mixed up... "Episode III: Vaders of the Lost Gundark"
Nothing.
I have to go with the big guns.
Two Banthas are talking.
Bantha 1: "Hey, did you hear about that mad bantha disease?"
Bantha 2: "Yeah, but I'm not worried about it."
Bantha 1: "Why not?"
Bantha 2: "I'm a Womp Rat."
Fluke starts to laugh. (ok it was a small chuckle) “You have got to be the lamest clone I have ever had to deal with. Your are funny because you are so lame.” He chuckles again a walks away.
Cool! I got a laugh.
posted by A Army Of (Cl)One at 4:40 PM
6 Comments:
Maybe he was laughing with you rather than at you.
I thought it was funny they werent lame at all
Lameness is a double edged sword.
Gyrobo: you are right, but It cuts me both ways
One touch cookies, Fluke is. Good jokes. :-p
What the heck is a touch cookie?
I don't think I want to touch any of Fluke's cookies.
uhhh could someone touch your cookies? I mean if thay asked all nice and wern't all grabby?
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