Sending a droid to the trash heap

I went out into the cool evening, the sun glistened off my mechinoid competitor. I yell " Bring it you tin can!" It runs at me and we match each other. So It does copy my abilities the strange thing was it was using my own move against me.



That kick knocked out a sensor on it's chest. 5..4....3....1 The Bucket reactivates and says in a monotone, " Galick Gun!" " What?" I say in surprise, "that's my attack."

I dodge out of the way of the blast, the energy flies up to a small moon splintering it in half.

While I'm still shocked about this, the thing appears behind and punches me so hard a small crater is formed in the arena. " Ha! Well struck mechanical man! Now you'll have to face a super saiyain!"


I power up, I hear from the audience "Why's his hair gold? " Hm. I suppose some were not paying attention during the Xavier fight. I fly at the stupid trash capacitor, punching it at super speed, creating sonic booms, Finally I throw it in the air, and show it what a real Galick Gun feels like.


I neglect to hit the sensors, and a gold aura surrounds the pretend person. IT flies up and uses my Big Bang Attack. Great. It's trying to make sure it hits me, because if that hits the planet it'll explode.

I turn it up and go SS2. " Final Shine Attack!" My ki blast deflects the robot's, Sending it into outer space. Oh well what harm can it do out there?

Meanwhile on Barney the dinosaur planet.....

The Barneys are singing. " We love life! Life loves us! We're a happy family!"

" Hey what's that big yellow light? "

" Oooooh! It's pretty."




We start up the battle again.


At SS2 level I am much faster than it's SS1 level. I grab it from behind, put it in a headlock and knock out a sensor on the back of it's neck. While waiting to reactivate I go all the way up to SS4.

It apparently learned my power up trick, it slammed into me. It gave me a devastating punch in my gut.

I fire a Final Flash.


The droid comes out of the fire left from the blast it was completely changed. It grabs me, and starts strangling me. At that moment I see a full moon with my perhipheal vision. I decide to see how smart this thing is.

" No! Don't make me look at the full moon!" It points my head right at the moon, Ha! Idiot! I feel myself transform into a giant ape.



I pick up the droid Throw it on the ground and crushed it with my giant foot. There was no way I could miss the sensor . I won the match. " Winner : Vegeta!" yells Jon. " Um is he going to start smashing everything now? "

" Don't worry about it." I say in a growly voice. " I can control myself in this form." I will myself back to normal and take my seat on the bleachers. Why is everyone staring at the destruction, that we caused, the arena was destroyed, there were fires and craters everywhere else.

What? They look like they never saw a saiyan fight before.