Saturday, July 08, 2006

Simon: My Judgment is Final

Well, as the field got smaller, I thought all the stragglers would fall out, but amazingly, one has remained. Funny how the incompetent can ride the coat tails of the talented.

I sat through all of your horrendous tours, but fortunately, I only had to endure it on video. What video you ask? Why the one taken by the camera in that big black box above the driver. You didn't think you were without any supervision, did you?

Picard: Aren't we the eager beaver. Jumped the gun a bit, but a very honest tour.

Erifia: You know, you're cute when you're sloshed. But I can't recall a single thing about your tour

Maggie: How does one say 'sub-standard' in German? A savvy tour guide would have set up the annoying woman with Hudson, which would have amused us all. But it was an opportunity you missed.

AOC: Not bad, I like the water slide the best

Xavier: That's your brother? What gene pool are you all from, exactly? The one behind the port-o-johns?

Henchman: Boring. Next!

Gyrobo: Yours is an interesting point of view

Aalya: Spectacular. What's that? You say you didn't do or say anything? Well, yes, that's the point.

So, while I waited and watched all the tours, I took in the good (Strawberry shortcake boxers), the bad (Triumph) and the immensely satisfying (well fed sharks). Then I realized while they were all good, one stood out, and not in a positive way. So here is the bad news. You all are on a team. Despite the fact that you must perform your menial tasks alone, as a team, you are responsible for the actions of all it's members. And The Winning Team, I'm really tired of your inability to get all of your people to post on time. While Aayla's unrelenting drama is wretchedly tiresome, it is required, as she is part of your team. So, this week, what might have been a hard choice is now made easy.

The winner of Immunity this week is...

Captain Picard

Well done. You all know the drill, now get to it. Send your votes to Jon by Sunday.



Blogger Professor Xavier said...

*cognac sprays out of mouth in shock*

Picard?! Alright, deep breath, deep breath.

We lost? I can't believe it. We're going to have to have a team meeting.

Sunday, July 09, 2006 6:55:00 AM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Way to go Captain.

Sunday, July 09, 2006 8:44:00 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Fix! Fix! it a scam I tell you, a scam and a shame.

Sunday, July 09, 2006 12:19:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

I have a feeling that this challenge will end badly for the care bears.

Sunday, July 09, 2006 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You say that after every challenge, Gyrobo.

Sunday, July 09, 2006 12:50:00 PM  
Blogger Magneto said...

And this time he's right!


Sunday, July 09, 2006 3:08:00 PM  

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