Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The Final Challenge

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete.
Only two remain.
Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be




"The last two.

This will be your toughest challenge yet."

Jon pulls out a hat and holds it out upside-down towards the two contestants.

"What is that?"

"It's a hat, Erifia."

"That's fairly obvious. What about it?"

"This hat, Henchie, is your challenge. Or rather, your challenge is within it."

"The challenge is in the hat?"

"It's in that hat. How about that?"

"Hmph."

"Within this hat are several pieces of paper. Written on each of those pieces of paper is a challenge. You are to take one piece of paper and complete the challenge on it."

"Unbelievable."

"Oh yes, this challenge could be anything. You may have to take Hudson out for ice cream sodas or you may have to tap dance for Queen Galacta. You may even have to babysit some monkeyboys. Who knows."

"You've got to be joking."

"Nope, I'm serious. Furthermore, all of the contestants as well as judges will judge this challenge. Who's going first? What will the challenge be? Will it be the lady or the tiger? That's a literary reference."

"No duh."

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12 Comments:

Blogger Gyrobo said...

Figures... my word verification thing has the word "tak" in it.

Retroactive irony!

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 9:59:00 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You should see how Tak can attack a Tic Tac. He really smacks on a stack of that snack, Jack.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:03:00 PM  
Blogger Ace, the Bat Hound. said...

I've listened to the Lady and the Tiger on record... It's... ah... unique.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger Jedi Katt said...

So when will we know what do they choose???

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:06:00 AM  
Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Oh man you have got to be kidding me.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:11:00 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

What, did you borrow that hat from Willy Wonka?

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 8:19:00 AM  
Blogger Magdalena said...

this should be interesting

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 8:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd be mighty surprised if the one of the pieces of paper said "Herman's Hats."

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's doing it again!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 12:50:00 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Oh great, Ideas Pulled out of Hat (POH), much better then where I get most of my ideas, POA

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 6:03:00 PM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

*Sigh*

Wednesday, August 23, 2006 9:01:00 PM  
Blogger Jon Cox said...

Oh Cool!!! This blog is really very AWESOME, creative & well done!

Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:17:00 PM  

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