Monday, August 14, 2006

Challenge #11

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be



OK Gladiators, this one is a little more conventional compared to the previous challenge.



Welcome to the Thunderdome!



The Thunderdome of Bad Wrestling Gimmicks!


That's right, you three must battle your way past the likes of:

Giant Gonzalez!

The Yeti!

Doink the Clown!

Battlekat!

King Mabel!

The American Dream!

The Shockmaster!

Bastion Booger!

Max Moon!

Repo Man!

Dr. Isaac Yankem DDS!

Kwang the Ninja!

(Say, what does it sound like when 230 pounds of crap hit the ring? Kwaaaanng!)

These wrestlers and so many more are waiting for you inside the ring. Battle your way out, work together if you have to. It's no holds barred, so the rulebook is literally out the window (figuratively speaking, of course).

Like the last challenge, all viewers will have the opportunity to judge.

And finally, because it is down to three, the winner of the challenge will decide who is voted off, as the other two votes would just cancel each other out.

Good luck.

7 Comments:

Blogger Gyrobo said...

How gratuitous! I mean, marvelous!

Monday, August 14, 2006 8:45:00 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

I can't believe all those people are for real! Wow, the world really is an amazing place.

*still laughing*

Monday, August 14, 2006 9:45:00 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Have none of these people heard of a low-card diet or any diet for that matter. Come on folks, take a look in th emirrow once aor tice a decade. I know I am not charmer, but come on!

I just hope I dont have to touch any of them Ewwww! (rats I don't think all th effects from last week are gone.)

Monday, August 14, 2006 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

I'm sure these people are pillars of society outside the ring.

Monday, August 14, 2006 12:02:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

I'm sure they're pillars of salt outside the ring! Ha ha! Sodium chloride!

Monday, August 14, 2006 2:53:00 PM  
Blogger Son Goku said...

Just don't say May 19th aroundIssac Yankem. Unless you wannna meet Kane.

Monday, August 14, 2006 5:40:00 PM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

You mean to say they now have to actually do some gladiatoring? Sorry I'm missing it. Not!

Monday, August 14, 2006 6:47:00 PM  

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