The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
Jon: Good morning contestants, welcome to challenge #3. I hope everyone is hungry.
Vegeta: I could eat.
Magdalena: I don’t know, what are we having?
Jon: Oh, it’s just going to be a friendly little eating contest is all. For this challenge, you will also have a special guest judge, Randy Porkins.
Randy: Yo, wazzup dogs? Ready to eat?
Vegeta: An eating contest...?
Professor X: Sounds delightful. I hope it is something delicious like baked salmon with potatoes.
Jon: I doubt it; let me introduce to you the chef for this contest. Starkey Al-Hvmmmmm.
Starkey: Hello, wonderful contestants! I have prepared many delicious foods that will be your soon-to-be favorites! You will love the baked pickrat in plankton sauce, chocolate asparagus in horseradish dressing, and the butterscotch-filled cicada shells! How much fun you will have enjoying my specialties!
Padme: Oh that sounds so gross!
Gyrobo: Warning! Warning! These combinations of food items do not compute.
Jon: That’s OK, Gyrobo. You’re still eating it.
Gyrobo: Aw nertz.
Captain Picard: Ah, normally I would enjoy this opportunity to learn a new culture, I don’t know if this is my cup of tea.
Starkey: Oh I have delicious mustard tea, too!
Captain Picard: Ugh…
AOC: Meh, anything’s better than some of the rations I’ve had.
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