The End of Challenge #2

Contestants, thank you for being here.



Once again, most of you competed very well. Vegeta was the first across the finish line, but an issue has developed with one of the participants.




Everyone took off on his or her hovercycle except for Gaia, when I approached her and asked why she wasn't racing, she said that she had an issue to deal with. A personal issue. I didn't want to pry, but this is a reality show so I was forced to intrude further into her private life.




She said that there were some things at the end of the universe that she needed to tend to and that she had to go right away. I asked her that since it was the end of the universe, couldn't it wait and she replied that it didn't work that way.


She understood that she was forfeiting her right to win, and she signed a waiver and everything. We'll probably still use her image frequently because she is pretty cute and that makes for a good show, but as of now....



Gaia, you are not the Last Gladiator Standing. Goodbye.









Please stay tuned for challenge #3.





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