Simon: Getting Bored
*Simon drums his fingers on the table in front of him, then looks around. After a few minutes he sighs and looks at his chrono then looks at the one on the wall, just to ensure his is accurate. He pulls out a little data pad and starts in on a sudoku puzzle.
A little bit later he finishes the puzzle, puts down the data pad and sighs audibly.*
"Sofia!" He yells. A tall auburn haired woman appears at his shoulder. "Yes, sir?" "Sofia, where in the Force are the other two contestants? Are they waiting for an engraved invitation to appear? The rest of the contestants had no problems appearing on time, what is holding up Aayla and Morpheus?"
"I don't know sir, perhaps they got lost backstage." Sofia offers
"Lord, if they're that daft, they won't last long on the show. Now go see if you can find them."
Sofia pauses, looking unsure. "I don't know where to look, do you have any ideas?"
Simon ponders for a moment, eyes defocused, staring off into the distance. The his attention reverts to Sofia, "Tell that rather fetching young twi'lek Erifia that she can have 5 of Aayla's points if she can find her and drag her onto stage. I think that will work."
"What about Morpheus, sir?"
Simon looks Sofia up and down, "Can you do a Keanu Reeves impersonation?"
"No sir, not at all."
"Well, then go tell Jon to find him, he runs everything, he should know where he is."
Sofia ponders a moment, "Couldn't we do the same for Aayla, sir?"
"We could," Simon responds, "But it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining. Now off with you."
A little bit later he finishes the puzzle, puts down the data pad and sighs audibly.*
"Sofia!" He yells. A tall auburn haired woman appears at his shoulder. "Yes, sir?" "Sofia, where in the Force are the other two contestants? Are they waiting for an engraved invitation to appear? The rest of the contestants had no problems appearing on time, what is holding up Aayla and Morpheus?"
"I don't know sir, perhaps they got lost backstage." Sofia offers
"Lord, if they're that daft, they won't last long on the show. Now go see if you can find them."
Sofia pauses, looking unsure. "I don't know where to look, do you have any ideas?"
Simon ponders for a moment, eyes defocused, staring off into the distance. The his attention reverts to Sofia, "Tell that rather fetching young twi'lek Erifia that she can have 5 of Aayla's points if she can find her and drag her onto stage. I think that will work."
"What about Morpheus, sir?"
Simon looks Sofia up and down, "Can you do a Keanu Reeves impersonation?"
"No sir, not at all."
"Well, then go tell Jon to find him, he runs everything, he should know where he is."
Sofia ponders a moment, "Couldn't we do the same for Aayla, sir?"
"We could," Simon responds, "But it wouldn't be nearly as entertaining. Now off with you."
posted by Simon at 1:44 PM
6 Comments:
If it's any help, I did hear some rather loud snoring coming from the pantry and there are a pair of purple snake skin shoes outside the door. Judging by all the chocolate chip cookie crumbs in the area, I think someone maybe sleeping off a sugar binge.
When I scan telepathically all I see is an image of Jada Pinkett Smith saying, "Man she's got a fat ass," over and over.
This will alleviatte your bordem....
and replace it with nausea Mwhahahahahahahahahahha!
mmmmmmm Jada's fat @ss...Buu dancing Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, *throws up* great now my Jada vision are ruined forever.
So Not only is my boy still alive he still has that wicked Sense of Humour.Hahahahaha! Who's that blue haired female thaat keeps hoverine around him? IIs that his Mate? Excellent! he was always so disagreeable. Nice to know he find somone i wonder if I have grand children?
The plot thinnens!
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