Padme: I CAN Do This...
... can't I?? Like, I was so totally hoping there wouldn't be any challenges involving eating. Or cooking for that matter. I kinda suck at both. I like your basic comfort foods: macaroni & cheese, mashed potatoes, chicken and tuna casseroles. I'm not a very adventurous eater.
Well, I doubt that I will win this challenge so the best I can do is suck it up and try to get a little something in my stomach without it coming back up. But first things first.
Padme sneaks off to slam down several shots of tequila. She returns a little while later...
"K, thas a lil betrr. So was we got ta eat here?"
"Senator, please try the chocolate asparagus in horseradish dressing. I believe you will like it," said the chef.
Chocolate? Cool! I took a big plateful, closed my eyes, held my breath and swallowed as fast as I could. I was hoping I wouldn't really taste much of it, but no such luck. K, so it wasn't that bad, but it was definitely yucky.
As I ate the room began to swirl around me and I felt kinda sick and dizzy. I passed out.
I woke up later in my room, contemplating my future on this reality show. I'm such a big mess of emotions right now and I know I came on this show to escape. Maybe this isn't really where I belong... And, gosh, that was the nastiest form of chocolate I ever tasted.
Well, I doubt that I will win this challenge so the best I can do is suck it up and try to get a little something in my stomach without it coming back up. But first things first.
Padme sneaks off to slam down several shots of tequila. She returns a little while later...
"K, thas a lil betrr. So was we got ta eat here?"
"Senator, please try the chocolate asparagus in horseradish dressing. I believe you will like it," said the chef.
Chocolate? Cool! I took a big plateful, closed my eyes, held my breath and swallowed as fast as I could. I was hoping I wouldn't really taste much of it, but no such luck. K, so it wasn't that bad, but it was definitely yucky.
As I ate the room began to swirl around me and I felt kinda sick and dizzy. I passed out.
I woke up later in my room, contemplating my future on this reality show. I'm such a big mess of emotions right now and I know I came on this show to escape. Maybe this isn't really where I belong... And, gosh, that was the nastiest form of chocolate I ever tasted.
posted by Shannon at 9:22 PM
9 Comments:
Just so I am clear, What is your definition of several shot?
On the plus side you didn't end up like you did on BB:N, when you all partied.
Your only mistake was not hiring a stunt double to aid you in your quest to subdue the people of the hills.
Well that was like watching a jellyfish flop up on the shore and die, pathetic.
My dear, perhaps you should sign up for the rehab reality show, it might do you some good.
Your problem was obvious. You didn't have enough tequila. TO truly numb all your taste buds, you'd need at least half a bottle.
Yo dog, that was tight!
You can come and drink tequilla with me any night.
Padme, you did a great job there. Ignore what the others said.
Surprise, surprise.
We of the Winning Team must stick together!
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Has the team structure broken down? Even as I speak I can hear the sounds of expanding empire.
good job padme
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