Vegeta: More please!
I don't know what everyone is complaining about. This food is delicious. I think I may hire Starkey al Hmmmmmmmm to be my personal chef. I have discovered in my galactic travels there is only two things in the universe that is un edible food.
Raw fish, and Bulma's cooking. Luckily none of those were here. I attacked the dishes hungrily. I hate to admit it but I acted like Kakarot.
There was so many treats here.
Like mucus covered insects.
Namek hearts
Whatever this is
Giant talking hydra worms.
" Don't eat us!" "Oh do be quiet! Chomp!"
Elf intestines
Apple with an eye in it, can see the teeth coming I guess.
Mermaid chili
All Washed down with Calpis water Frozen bovine urine.
I But could I enjoy this? Noooooo! During my fourteenth course. Bongrinder wanted some of my food and this floating green thing too. After punching Bonegrinder I bit into the green thing It tasted surprisingly good, then it disappeared as I was going to eat it.
Then I'm attacked By Barney robots. I eat and fight at the same time, Spinkick , Bite . Straight punch , bite. ki blast , bite. You get the picture. The evil genius behind the Barneys revealed himself. He was My Father- in Law Wearing a mullet wig, and spandex . Now that's disgusting, I'm trying to eat here.
" What do you think your doing you senile Fool !" I yell.
" Call me Dr Wacky." he said. " I 'll kill you for infecting my daughter with your children!"
" With these pathetic things?" I ask as I destroy the robot Barneys with a ki blast.
" You may have beaten me this time Vegeta! But I'll be back ! And then Bulma can marry that nice Yamcha boy."
" Um you do know about Yamcha's new um lifestyle right?" I ask.
He wasn't listening he used some kind of transportation device to disappear. So I go back to the meal. " Hey Starkey anything left? "
" Yes I just finished cooking a giant grasshopper filled with spleen jelly."
" Well bring it on!" I say eating what I guess is my 20th course.
Raw fish, and Bulma's cooking. Luckily none of those were here. I attacked the dishes hungrily. I hate to admit it but I acted like Kakarot.
There was so many treats here.
Like mucus covered insects.
Namek hearts
Whatever this is
Giant talking hydra worms.
" Don't eat us!" "Oh do be quiet! Chomp!"
Elf intestines
Apple with an eye in it, can see the teeth coming I guess.
Mermaid chili
All Washed down with Calpis water Frozen bovine urine.
I But could I enjoy this? Noooooo! During my fourteenth course. Bongrinder wanted some of my food and this floating green thing too. After punching Bonegrinder I bit into the green thing It tasted surprisingly good, then it disappeared as I was going to eat it.
Then I'm attacked By Barney robots. I eat and fight at the same time, Spinkick , Bite . Straight punch , bite. ki blast , bite. You get the picture. The evil genius behind the Barneys revealed himself. He was My Father- in Law Wearing a mullet wig, and spandex . Now that's disgusting, I'm trying to eat here.
" What do you think your doing you senile Fool !" I yell.
" Call me Dr Wacky." he said. " I 'll kill you for infecting my daughter with your children!"
" With these pathetic things?" I ask as I destroy the robot Barneys with a ki blast.
" You may have beaten me this time Vegeta! But I'll be back ! And then Bulma can marry that nice Yamcha boy."
" Um you do know about Yamcha's new um lifestyle right?" I ask.
He wasn't listening he used some kind of transportation device to disappear. So I go back to the meal. " Hey Starkey anything left? "
" Yes I just finished cooking a giant grasshopper filled with spleen jelly."
" Well bring it on!" I say eating what I guess is my 20th course.
posted by Vegeta at 11:52 PM
7 Comments:
Dog, I loved every minute of it, dude. You're the bomb. You could eat a phone book.
Frozen Bovine Urine? That's the kind of thing that will make your hair stand straight up.
Oops, too late.
I too am partial to the Klingon delicacy Gha.
I didn't think anyone could eat as much nasty food as I do. I bow to the master of disaster food.
Wait your saying my cooking is worse than that? Jerk!
Oh and Daddy take your pills.
I have no comment, all my energy is currently being employed not to reach across the table and throttle Randy
Yo dog, that was too much. The way you restrained yourself from choking me was what put you over. Way to go, dog!
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