Monday, July 10, 2006

Challenge #7

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

The contestants are led to a room that has a large one-way mirror for a wall.

Arifia: So what is this?

AOC: The challenge must be in there.

Captain Picard: It's not more sidekicks is it? That would be too evil.

Lights go on in the room and a device can be seen in the corner. A giant disk on the machinery starts spinning and glowing. Clearly it is a portal to another universe.

Magdelena: Is this to the...?

Jon: That's right, we have the dimensional portal to the Mirror Universe. Your challenge is to go confront your evil-- or good counterpart.

Professor Xavier: Isn't this rather dangerous? What is to prevent them from trying to take over our universe?

Jon: They won't, we've had all of the best scientists and technomages in the galaxy working on this thing. Anyone who comes through will be "tethered" to the device until he or she is sent back. In addition, the room itself is electro-magically sealed. There's no chance of anyone from that universe escaping into ours.

Henchman: That still sounds dangerous to me.

Jon: Don't worry about it, everything will be just fine. Simon and Randy will again be your judges for this round. Just remember the two guidelines. One, they cannot get out. And two, you are not allowed to team up with your mirror counterpart to take over our universe. Got it?

Gyrobo: Why's everyone looking at me?

Last Gladiator Standing was brought to you in part today by Cat Flavored Pop Tarts.

Mmm mmm, that's good cat!


Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Oh yeah this won't be a problem at all. *Coughendoftheuniversecough*

Monday, July 10, 2006 7:40:00 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I think cat might be a taste preferred by one gender a bit more than the other, but I could be wrong.

This will be great to see what the contestants encounter

Monday, July 10, 2006 8:47:00 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh yeah, if your evil (or good) counterpart does escape, it's up to you to go get them back. I'm not chasing any Mirror Universe characters around this galaxy.

Monday, July 10, 2006 9:40:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

My evil mirror counterpart is obviously left-handed. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 8:46:00 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Why....Cat flavored Pop Tarts are Puuuuuuuuuuurrrfect!!!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:19:00 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

I think I have a hair-ball.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 9:43:00 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Lt. Cmdr: You naughty naughty llama.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 11:14:00 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

I dread to see the evil me.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006 11:57:00 AM  

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