Final Challenge! (Part Three)
Part 3 of 3
Read here to find out what lead to this.
I woke, I dawned all of my new clothes, and my new sabers. I received a message.
“Darth Inferna. You are to report on Genosis. Count Dooku needs your assistance in battling against the clones and Mace Windu.” Said a heavily cloaked figure.
“Do I have to call you master? Its very sexual sounding coming from me a woman, and at the same time demeaning putting a man above me…”
“Uh… Uhm… You may call me Sir… But don’t let it get out.”
“Yessir. I will assist Dorko immeadiatly…”
“Dorko…” he laughed, “I love it.”
“Uhm… Sir. One quick question. Who are you and Where may I find you?”
“Clever Darth Inferna. But I know you will go back to being a Jedi tomorrow. I can’t tell you that.”
“Okay…” I sighed.
I kicked my Langorian Ship into its special Hyper Thrusters. I arrived at Genosis from Hacknor in a moment’s time.
Then I paused. I had seen something. I put the ship in reverse. On a nearby meteor a kid was sucking on a lollypop and waiting for the space-bus.
I got out, and he looked at me wide eyed. I grabbed his lolly-pop and threw it out of the protective air barrier. He began to cry.
“Heeheheheheheeee.” I laughed gleefully… Really need to work on my Sith Laugh.
I got back on my ship, and went back to Genosis. I landed. It was odd, walking into a droid controlled compound.
Droids. Who can’t feel fear, were afraid of me. Well. The Jedi Me. I had killed so many of them, it was like a virus programmed into their computers.
Dorko arrived to great me.
“It’s a pleasure to have you with us Darth Inferna.”
“Where are they and who do I have to kill?”
“They are beyond the compound walls, and there are quite a few of them.”
I walked past him, and extended my two red lightsabers and I rushed forward.
The first clone near me said, “Its Darth Inferna. All on her.”
My how word travels. I threw both sabers, and began to spin them around me in a hurricane of red light. Clone after clone fell. Right and left.
Several of them began to fire, quite a few snipers. With my hurricane of red sabers, I had a protective barrier. I grabbed a pistol from a fallen clone, and I held it steady, and released five well placed shot as the five clones all fell landing with a thud at the bottom of the cliffs.
“Whew… I’m done for the day. If I had any hatred for the Republic it was all gone after that mess,” I said aloud to a droid who kind of looked at me funny.
I threw one of my sabers and embedded it in his chrome CNS. I called it back.
“Darth Inferna, hold your fire,” another computer voice spoke.
“I’m a sith, I’ll kill you droids if I want to,” They all took a reflexive step back.
I began to walk backwards, then I felt a familiar presence and saw a purple saber from the corner of my eye.
“Windu…” I saw him. He saw me. We met eyes.
I reached out with force choke, and he avoided it. He rushed forward, and I blocked his blade with mine, and I made a thrust for his stomach. He jumped back.
“You’re much better than any sith I’ve ever met…”
“That’s because, I am better.” I guess I need to work on my sith witty banter.
He leapt into the air and came screaming down. I took a step to the side and he fell face first into the dirt.
“Now to put you six feet under it Jedi!” That was better. Then I released my villainous laugh, “Muhahahahahaha!” Much better.
I released a couple fist fulls of Force Lightning. It struck him, and he coughed, and rolled over. I didn’t stay to see if he would make it out alive. I thought it was like a tradition.
I walked back to Dorko.
“You’re amazing.”
“No. You suck. That bad. Now. I’ve got to go. Goodbye.”
“But Inferna… I love you.”
I pretended I didn’t hear him, I didn’t want to hear him and I went to my ship.
If you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to LGS, and attone for my sins,
Sith Hugs and Sith Kisses,
Darth Inferna
Note to self - When I’m a jedi again, I’m going to make sure I get those poor clone’s memories imprinted on a tabula rosa set of clones.
Read here to find out what lead to this.
I woke, I dawned all of my new clothes, and my new sabers. I received a message.
“Darth Inferna. You are to report on Genosis. Count Dooku needs your assistance in battling against the clones and Mace Windu.” Said a heavily cloaked figure.
“Do I have to call you master? Its very sexual sounding coming from me a woman, and at the same time demeaning putting a man above me…”
“Uh… Uhm… You may call me Sir… But don’t let it get out.”
“Yessir. I will assist Dorko immeadiatly…”
“Dorko…” he laughed, “I love it.”
“Uhm… Sir. One quick question. Who are you and Where may I find you?”
“Clever Darth Inferna. But I know you will go back to being a Jedi tomorrow. I can’t tell you that.”
“Okay…” I sighed.
I kicked my Langorian Ship into its special Hyper Thrusters. I arrived at Genosis from Hacknor in a moment’s time.
Then I paused. I had seen something. I put the ship in reverse. On a nearby meteor a kid was sucking on a lollypop and waiting for the space-bus.
I got out, and he looked at me wide eyed. I grabbed his lolly-pop and threw it out of the protective air barrier. He began to cry.
“Heeheheheheheeee.” I laughed gleefully… Really need to work on my Sith Laugh.
I got back on my ship, and went back to Genosis. I landed. It was odd, walking into a droid controlled compound.
Droids. Who can’t feel fear, were afraid of me. Well. The Jedi Me. I had killed so many of them, it was like a virus programmed into their computers.
Dorko arrived to great me.
“It’s a pleasure to have you with us Darth Inferna.”
“Where are they and who do I have to kill?”
“They are beyond the compound walls, and there are quite a few of them.”
I walked past him, and extended my two red lightsabers and I rushed forward.
The first clone near me said, “Its Darth Inferna. All on her.”
My how word travels. I threw both sabers, and began to spin them around me in a hurricane of red light. Clone after clone fell. Right and left.
Several of them began to fire, quite a few snipers. With my hurricane of red sabers, I had a protective barrier. I grabbed a pistol from a fallen clone, and I held it steady, and released five well placed shot as the five clones all fell landing with a thud at the bottom of the cliffs.
“Whew… I’m done for the day. If I had any hatred for the Republic it was all gone after that mess,” I said aloud to a droid who kind of looked at me funny.
I threw one of my sabers and embedded it in his chrome CNS. I called it back.
“Darth Inferna, hold your fire,” another computer voice spoke.
“I’m a sith, I’ll kill you droids if I want to,” They all took a reflexive step back.
I began to walk backwards, then I felt a familiar presence and saw a purple saber from the corner of my eye.
“Windu…” I saw him. He saw me. We met eyes.
I reached out with force choke, and he avoided it. He rushed forward, and I blocked his blade with mine, and I made a thrust for his stomach. He jumped back.
“You’re much better than any sith I’ve ever met…”
“That’s because, I am better.” I guess I need to work on my sith witty banter.
He leapt into the air and came screaming down. I took a step to the side and he fell face first into the dirt.
“Now to put you six feet under it Jedi!” That was better. Then I released my villainous laugh, “Muhahahahahaha!” Much better.
I released a couple fist fulls of Force Lightning. It struck him, and he coughed, and rolled over. I didn’t stay to see if he would make it out alive. I thought it was like a tradition.
I walked back to Dorko.
“You’re amazing.”
“No. You suck. That bad. Now. I’ve got to go. Goodbye.”
“But Inferna… I love you.”
I pretended I didn’t hear him, I didn’t want to hear him and I went to my ship.
If you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to LGS, and attone for my sins,
Sith Hugs and Sith Kisses,
Darth Inferna
Note to self - When I’m a jedi again, I’m going to make sure I get those poor clone’s memories imprinted on a tabula rosa set of clones.
posted by Erifia Apoc at 9:03 AM
10 Comments:
Wait? Dooku said he loved you? Well there goes my Breakfast.
By Vote Henchy, he of course means Vote Erifia. He's a bit drunk right now.
He said WHAT? I agree with Vegeta. I think I'm going to lose my lunch now.
Wait... You killed clone troopers? More than one? More than many? *sniffsniff* But how could you kill clones? They're such nice guys *sniff* It's not like they'd ever turn on you, well, the probably wouldn't have before this.
I'm not sure if I my squad will be able to come out and play next time you come over
TD 187, BF 354, FO 420. gone, all gone for the sake of a game show. Man being a clone is getting worse by the day.
I think the problem was your misunderstanding of th ewords "all on her" it had more to do with the slutty outfit then being a Sith
I'm sorry Tak, I know they were your brothers... And I guess I did misunderstand. Maybe they should be clearer, "Let's all Jump her." Would have signaled that, and I *blush* as a sith, might have allowed that.
Great post, Erifia. I think Henchy is a little biased.
Great work, Erifia. You can now smack that hat for making you be Sith and hurting those poor clones.
xx
Henchman is like one of those GI Joe's fro the 70s. You pull his string and he says the same 3 or 4 things over and over.
I once had a conversation with a G.I. Joe back in '03.
He wanted me to register to vote, but I said I wouldn't until he gave me his sandwich.
That was the last time I ever saw G.I. Joe.
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