Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Challenge #3, the Voting

The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be

OK, that's it, contestants, congratulations to everyone, you're all winners. More accurately, though, Henchman is the winner and has won immunity for Team Vaniquer.

It is now time for the contestants to vote on who will leave the competition. Send your vote to me at Do not put your vote on this post, or you will be forced to eat raw fish off of Hudson's shirtless torso.

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Blogger Professor Xavier said...

We have to vote each other off? Ouch. Can we vote Hudson off?

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 5:52:00 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

And another question - since Vegeta was the winner last week does that mean we have to vote for someone from the Winning Team? 'Cause that's my team and that would suck.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 5:54:00 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Yeah, I know Vegeta won last week, but Gaia also was forced to leave. Therefore the Winning Team is the losing team this week. Heh heh, how many times will I get to say that? That's comedy gold!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 6:39:00 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Can we vote off those pesky alternate future versions of ourselves? Future Gyrobo keeps telling me to invest in one of his timeshares on the moon. But I have no desire to leave the Earth until it becomes uninhabitable, which according to him, is in ten years.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Have you seen An Inconvienient Truth? WE may have less than that.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger His Majesty said...

Vote for me! Only your votes can keep my facade of an empire together!

Where are my minions? Why do they not clammor toward me? For I am King! Evil Robo-Bob Dole takes orders from no one!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Deadpool said...

If we can vote off alternate versions of ourselves than I'd vote for Mullet Deadpool.He looks dashing until you see his freakishly large Mullet.

Anyway would it not be easier to set up a poll at LGS forum?

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 7:09:00 PM  
Blogger Iceman said...

Go Professor!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 8:42:00 PM  
Blogger Private Hudson said...

There are worse things out there than eating sushi off my hunky, well-defined chest.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:12:00 PM  
Blogger Jaina Solo said...

I vote for Hudson!

What do you mean I can't vote for Hudson? Well in that case I vote for.....

What do you mean I can't vote 'cause I'm not a contestent?

Gosh Dang it Jon! Just put up a poll!

Thursday, June 08, 2006 5:50:00 AM  

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