Challenge #3, the Voting
The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
OK, that's it, contestants, congratulations to everyone, you're all winners. More accurately, though, Henchman is the winner and has won immunity for Team Vaniquer.
It is now time for the contestants to vote on who will leave the competition. Send your vote to me at joninterglad@hotmail.com. Do not put your vote on this post, or you will be forced to eat raw fish off of Hudson's shirtless torso.
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posted by Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator at 5:12 AM
9 Comments:
We have to vote each other off? Ouch. Can we vote Hudson off?
And another question - since Vegeta was the winner last week does that mean we have to vote for someone from the Winning Team? 'Cause that's my team and that would suck.
Yeah, I know Vegeta won last week, but Gaia also was forced to leave. Therefore the Winning Team is the losing team this week. Heh heh, how many times will I get to say that? That's comedy gold!
Can we vote off those pesky alternate future versions of ourselves? Future Gyrobo keeps telling me to invest in one of his timeshares on the moon. But I have no desire to leave the Earth until it becomes uninhabitable, which according to him, is in ten years.
Have you seen An Inconvienient Truth? WE may have less than that.
Vote for me! Only your votes can keep my facade of an empire together!
Where are my minions? Why do they not clammor toward me? For I am King! Evil Robo-Bob Dole takes orders from no one!
If we can vote off alternate versions of ourselves than I'd vote for Mullet Deadpool.He looks dashing until you see his freakishly large Mullet.
Anyway would it not be easier to set up a poll at LGS forum?
Go Professor!
There are worse things out there than eating sushi off my hunky, well-defined chest.
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