The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
The contestants ride in a hover bus to another island. They look and see a giant coliseum looming in front of them.
Professor X: Oh my, that's the...
Captain Picard: ...Amazing...
The bus lands and the contestants get out to meet Jon.
Jon: Welcome to the Horizon Amphitheater and the big show.
Erifia: You mean we're going to be competing in there?
Jon: Well yes, in a sense.
Gyrobo: Can I fight a pirate? I want to fight a pirate!
AOC: Then I want to fight a droid. Damn robots are always trying to kill me. No offense.
Gyrobo: None taken.
Henchman: Yeah, let's do this thing!
Jon: Not so fast, you won't actually be fighting in there.
Professor X: That's good because, uh, I abhor violence. That's something that my, er, evil twin would want to do. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Erifia: Too bad, I wanted to smash something.
Jon: Nope, the card for tonight is already set. Your challenge is to call one of the matches.
Gyrobo: Doing play-by-play for Intergalactic Gladiating contests has always been one of my strengths!
Henchman: Uh yeah, mine too...
Jon hands everyone a program.
Jon: Here's tonight's card with all of the gladiators' information. You will have a broadcast partner, so you're not doing this alone. Oh yes, and you may have noticed that I consolidated the teams. That means that you will be competing for individual immunity. Good luck.
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