Simon: Me, Myself and I

I must admit, I was impressed with most of your adventures. My alternate self and I got to watch your exploits. I am so disappointed in my alternate being, he is a wuss, a passive aggressive wuss. And he really isn’t a he. Apparently at the ripe age of 19, my alternate self popped some pills, stepped in the Altman Rearrangement machine and came out a girl. And since then she’s filled the world with ‘good things’. She can crochet, knit, embroider, cook, blah blah blah blah, I stopped listening after cook. She also lends her talents to advertising. Apparently she is responsible for the ‘get your girl out’ motto that Dummer sport utility vessel ad. Such a credit to her gender.

So, since you had to interact with another you, I must interact with another me, no matter how much I want to kill her with a rolling pin.

Erifia
:I think you should have brought yourself back, or at least borrowed one of her pink outfits. As we all saw with Aalya, constant misery gets really old really fast. And constant rage gets ugly really fast. Have you ever tried writing as a way of relieving rage? Just a thought

: Erifia, dear, have you every thought buying a complete outfit instead of tarting it up in dead animal skin? It’s a very primitive look, and it’s not a good thing.

Maggie
: Uhh, hunh. While you were one of the few contestants to provide an idea of what your alternate universe was like, I worry that you may be trying to take the role of drama queen this week. Life can’t be all that bad, you did have time to do LGS.

: Excellent use of accessories. And it’s a smart woman who gets a Brazilian wax before sporting a thong in public. While your look works for your job, it wouldn’t be a good thing to pop by the Vatican wearing.

Xavier
:Who’d have thought you’d be the evil one? But I suppose if one to take a quick sample of the destruction that your people leave behind, it’s not all that surprising.

:Charles, dear, what was your other self wearing? And there is nothing worse than a man who is balding on top who grows what hair he has into a pathetic ponytail. Your alternate self was a bad bad thing.

Picard
: It’s very sad that your alternate self had to die such a way. He must have had a crew of wimpy sods if they didn’t rescue him. I’m sure it makes you appreciate the crew you have.

: While tanning is no longer a safe thing to do, a spray tan would have benefited Locutus greatly. It can be hard to hide devices required by the community, but he did a nice job making it look as natural as possible, which is a good thing.

AOC
:Yours was perhaps the most riveting experience. While it was a nasty shock to me that my other self was a lady, to discover an accountant would have brought me to tears. And to think, the Jedi were evil mater minds of the corporate world. Those must have been scary times.

: I must disagree with your opinion about the blue shirt, airy tunic tops are all the rage this season, being cool and airy. The blue reminds me of the sea. And the yellow armor was a good thing.

Henchman
: Well, your story started off well only to end abruptly. What happened? Too hard to interact with the locals of another universe?

: I understand your need to destroy the world, it was a crap-hole filled with bums in burlap sacks. Not a good thing, and therefore, its destruction was needed.

Gyrobo
:Wow, what a heart warming story about a couple of freaks. Maybe Hallmark will want to make a movie about it.

: Gyrobo, you should have given your drab alternate self a pretty perky make over. The grey was just so boring. A bit of sage green with accents of lilac would have made him into a pretty pretty boy, which would have been a good thing.


Right, now, with that god awful harpy back in her universe, I can get back to work. The winner of immunity this week is


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Mr. Yellow Armor himself, AOC. You all know the drill, send them to Jon ‘slugboy’ IG by Sunday.


Hmm, I wonder what happened to Randy?


Cheers!
Simon