Friday, July 14, 2006

Simon: Me, Myself and I

I must admit, I was impressed with most of your adventures. My alternate self and I got to watch your exploits. I am so disappointed in my alternate being, he is a wuss, a passive aggressive wuss. And he really isn’t a he. Apparently at the ripe age of 19, my alternate self popped some pills, stepped in the Altman Rearrangement machine and came out a girl. And since then she’s filled the world with ‘good things’. She can crochet, knit, embroider, cook, blah blah blah blah, I stopped listening after cook. She also lends her talents to advertising. Apparently she is responsible for the ‘get your girl out’ motto that Dummer sport utility vessel ad. Such a credit to her gender.

So, since you had to interact with another you, I must interact with another me, no matter how much I want to kill her with a rolling pin.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic :I think you should have brought yourself back, or at least borrowed one of her pink outfits. As we all saw with Aalya, constant misery gets really old really fast. And constant rage gets ugly really fast. Have you ever tried writing as a way of relieving rage? Just a thought

Image and video hosting by TinyPic: Erifia, dear, have you every thought buying a complete outfit instead of tarting it up in dead animal skin? It’s a very primitive look, and it’s not a good thing.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic: Uhh, hunh. While you were one of the few contestants to provide an idea of what your alternate universe was like, I worry that you may be trying to take the role of drama queen this week. Life can’t be all that bad, you did have time to do LGS.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : Excellent use of accessories. And it’s a smart woman who gets a Brazilian wax before sporting a thong in public. While your look works for your job, it wouldn’t be a good thing to pop by the Vatican wearing.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic :Who’d have thought you’d be the evil one? But I suppose if one to take a quick sample of the destruction that your people leave behind, it’s not all that surprising.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic :Charles, dear, what was your other self wearing? And there is nothing worse than a man who is balding on top who grows what hair he has into a pathetic ponytail. Your alternate self was a bad bad thing.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : It’s very sad that your alternate self had to die such a way. He must have had a crew of wimpy sods if they didn’t rescue him. I’m sure it makes you appreciate the crew you have.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : While tanning is no longer a safe thing to do, a spray tan would have benefited Locutus greatly. It can be hard to hide devices required by the community, but he did a nice job making it look as natural as possible, which is a good thing.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic :Yours was perhaps the most riveting experience. While it was a nasty shock to me that my other self was a lady, to discover an accountant would have brought me to tears. And to think, the Jedi were evil mater minds of the corporate world. Those must have been scary times.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : I must disagree with your opinion about the blue shirt, airy tunic tops are all the rage this season, being cool and airy. The blue reminds me of the sea. And the yellow armor was a good thing.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : Well, your story started off well only to end abruptly. What happened? Too hard to interact with the locals of another universe?

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : I understand your need to destroy the world, it was a crap-hole filled with bums in burlap sacks. Not a good thing, and therefore, its destruction was needed.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic :Wow, what a heart warming story about a couple of freaks. Maybe Hallmark will want to make a movie about it.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic : Gyrobo, you should have given your drab alternate self a pretty perky make over. The grey was just so boring. A bit of sage green with accents of lilac would have made him into a pretty pretty boy, which would have been a good thing.

Right, now, with that god awful harpy back in her universe, I can get back to work. The winner of immunity this week is




Mr. Yellow Armor himself, AOC. You all know the drill, send them to Jon ‘slugboy’ IG by Sunday.

Hmm, I wonder what happened to Randy?



Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Congrats Tak.

Friday, July 14, 2006 9:20:00 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

w00t! Pain and loserhood pay off. Cha-ching!!!

Friday, July 14, 2006 10:01:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

It's obvious; Randy's mirror-double was in fact Chuck Norris.

The two of them overpowered the universal barrier and are now running Time Warner.

Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:20:00 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...


There have been six people voted off already; seven remain. Whoever is voted off in this round has the honor of being the median!

Numbers don't lie.

Saturday, July 15, 2006 12:25:00 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Nicely done, Tak! You kept our team safe for another round. Looks like you were right. We don't need any strategy.

Saturday, July 15, 2006 6:06:00 AM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...


Monday, July 17, 2006 3:49:00 PM  

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