Yo Dog, It's Me and My (Evil) Shadow
It was quiet on the set of LGS, but I knew it was my turn. I went to the room with the Dimensional Portal and I turned it on (it was as easy as workin' a mixing board). It hummed to life and a figure stepped through.
: Yo dog, you look tight! That outfit is too much!
: Yo dog, the phrase "Yo dog" is so done. Nobody says "Yo dog," yo.
: Yo dog, you're kidding, right? This phrase is off tha hook!
: Yo dog, No it isn't. It's pathetic. So why'd you bring me here anyways, dog?
: Yo dog, I had to confront my evil twin. Everyone else is doing it, I had to do it, too, yo.
: Well here I am, dog.
: OK, this bites, dog. Just tell me what you do, dog.
: Well dog, I write and produce music.
: Lame.
: I, uh, am the judge of Last Gladiator Standing and Alderaan Idol.
: Lame.
: I have my own line of loose-fitting and fashionable men's wear.
: Lame.
: Well, OK, dog, then what do you do?
: Well dog, I conquer planets.
: That's horrible!
: I destroy cities.
: That's terrible!
: I also write beat poetry.
: Beat poetry?
: Well a guy's got to have a hobby.
: Well dog, I guess I should be going.
: Yeah dog, I guess you should go.
: Yo dog, you look tight! That outfit is too much!: Yo dog, the phrase "Yo dog" is so done. Nobody says "Yo dog," yo.: Yo dog, you're kidding, right? This phrase is off tha hook!: Yo dog, No it isn't. It's pathetic. So why'd you bring me here anyways, dog?: Yo dog, I had to confront my evil twin. Everyone else is doing it, I had to do it, too, yo.: Well here I am, dog.: OK, this bites, dog. Just tell me what you do, dog.: Well dog, I write and produce music.: Lame.: I, uh, am the judge of Last Gladiator Standing and Alderaan Idol.: Lame.: I have my own line of loose-fitting and fashionable men's wear.: Lame.: Well, OK, dog, then what do you do?: Well dog, I conquer planets.: That's horrible!: I destroy cities.: That's terrible!: I also write beat poetry.: Beat poetry?: Well a guy's got to have a hobby.: Well dog, I guess I should be going.: Yeah dog, I guess you should go.
posted by Randy at 8:30 AM
4 Comments:
Yo Dawg!! that was off the hook the way you two just stared at each other and were really Lame.
Beat poetry? That stuff was pretenious and annoying at the height of it's popularity and it's only gotten worse with time.
But at least your alternate self wasn't being chased around by people singing the oreo jingle, that's an improvement.
So now we know: the polar opposite of music is planet-conquering. Obvious as obsidian!
Randy, Randy, Randy.
Actually, since there were only two Randys I guess I said one too many. Oh well.
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