Friday, July 21, 2006

Simon: I Call Them As I See Them

Well, as I expected, that was a painful waste of time, listening to you all blubber on in your usual lack luster manner. Your attempts at humor were pathetic, your visual imagery was less defined than a preschoolers art class project, and you all sounded like a junior college sports announcer on the holo for the first time.

Normally, I'd revel in telling you how bad you all were. But the Baroness and I have a date, so unless you really want me tell you what I thought, I'll pass. But I can leave you my thoughts in the comment box if you really truely desire it.


The winner of immunity is Erifia. Send your votes on to Jon, and do whatever else it is you all do.

Cheers!
Simon

14 Comments:

Blogger Local Henchmen 432 said...

Wow Simon, someone is sure lazy today. I don't think that was the Baroness, she doesn't have a camel hump.Dental for all.


Dr.Polaris rules.

Friday, July 21, 2006 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

This was a fun challenge.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 12:26:00 AM  
Blogger Trunks said...

And the Baroness doesn't have an adam's apple either

Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:24:00 AM  
Blogger Jean-Luc Picard said...

I get The Baroness here for you and I'm not judged the winner? There's no justice.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 4:57:00 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Is there someone judging Simon's 'talent'?

Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:59:00 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Florence: Shhhh you'll only anger Simon who will go judge and mock Muncha. And I could not have that on my haunting me to the ends of my days.

And yes, being quirky is a compliment in my book :)

Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:53:00 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

And Simon, I sounded like a Junior High sport announcer on the Holo for the first time because I am. Duhhhhh

Saturday, July 22, 2006 10:54:00 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

Simon, you love me? I always thought those nasty things you said about me were nasty things you said about me. I didn't know they had some love behind them.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger Professor Xavier said...

Congratulations Erifia! Nicely played.

Saturday, July 22, 2006 11:38:00 AM  
Blogger Randy said...

Yo dog, you go girl!

Saturday, July 22, 2006 2:48:00 PM  
Blogger captain koma said...

Hmmm...

Going out with your female alternate version of your self.

Wasn't that done by Lister in Red Dwarf. Also on Sliders, and who knows how many Star Trek fan fiction stories.

Gee Simon I expected something a bit more original from you.

That was a poor attempt at alternate reality humour. I am ashamed that you'd do this.

Koma.

I'm sending a Lin-Bot to kill you.

Sunday, July 23, 2006 6:58:00 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

An Army of (cl)one: compliment accepted and advice taken;)

And Way to go Erifia!

Sunday, July 23, 2006 7:02:00 AM  
Blogger Erifia Apoc said...

Thanks all.

Sunday, July 23, 2006 11:20:00 AM  
Blogger Gyrobo said...

Seriously, that was a story worthy of immunity.

Now the final stretch kicks into low gear... who has what it takes to run their own pet shop?!

Sunday, July 23, 2006 1:47:00 PM  

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