Vegeta: Sidekicks? ugh!
So I finally went into the side kick room I noticed the walls were padded. How appropriate. Of course another Green lantern cannot attack me. (sigh.) It looks like I just have to get this over with.
This person came up to me.
" Alright! I can;t wait to go down the Vegeta poles to the Vegeta cave!" That just sounded wrong so I punched him. Jon yells from a speaker:" Vegeta stop hitting the sidekicks!"
Well there goes the fun in this. This strange thing runs up to me.
" I like Cereal!" it says. " That's ..... great." I said. It just kept saying " I like Cereal." Then it ran around screaming " I'm a horsey! Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Luckily that thing went away. Well just when it looked like I was going to fail this challenge I hear, " Hey you! I will be your partner if you help me with my plans!"
I look down and see.
" Oh this is just great." I said. " A toddler. What kind of plan do you have?"
" Just wear this helmet."
" Fine." I put it on . "Now what? Besides me looking like an idiot? "
The child just stares" Blast! Your brain must be configured differently than a human's! So I can't control your mind. But I make sure you owe me I will be your sidekick."
I look at my other options, the nose picking pervert Robin, the thing that likes cereal, other weirdos. " Fine." I say.
Later I hear the Henchman has spiked my food, good thing I hear this before eating any. I give it to the boy. " How dare you! Why would you believe Stewart Gilligan Griffin eat Kitty litter?"
" I've heard things." I say.
" I was curious !" he says back. At that moment the cereal thing shows up " and says it's catch phrase " like cereal!"
" Well here you go!" said Stewie. Feeding the yellow thing the oatmeal.
" This tastes funny." it says.
" Eat it now !" Says the boy.
The weird creature eats the oatmeal obediently " Ha! Victory is mine!" Says Stewie. I'm beginning to like this kid.
This person came up to me.
" Alright! I can;t wait to go down the Vegeta poles to the Vegeta cave!" That just sounded wrong so I punched him. Jon yells from a speaker:" Vegeta stop hitting the sidekicks!"
Well there goes the fun in this. This strange thing runs up to me.
" I like Cereal!" it says. " That's ..... great." I said. It just kept saying " I like Cereal." Then it ran around screaming " I'm a horsey! Baaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Luckily that thing went away. Well just when it looked like I was going to fail this challenge I hear, " Hey you! I will be your partner if you help me with my plans!"
I look down and see.
" Oh this is just great." I said. " A toddler. What kind of plan do you have?"
" Just wear this helmet."
" Fine." I put it on . "Now what? Besides me looking like an idiot? "
The child just stares" Blast! Your brain must be configured differently than a human's! So I can't control your mind. But I make sure you owe me I will be your sidekick."
I look at my other options, the nose picking pervert Robin, the thing that likes cereal, other weirdos. " Fine." I say.
Later I hear the Henchman has spiked my food, good thing I hear this before eating any. I give it to the boy. " How dare you! Why would you believe Stewart Gilligan Griffin eat Kitty litter?"
" I've heard things." I say.
" I was curious !" he says back. At that moment the cereal thing shows up " and says it's catch phrase " like cereal!"
" Well here you go!" said Stewie. Feeding the yellow thing the oatmeal.
" This tastes funny." it says.
" Eat it now !" Says the boy.
The weird creature eats the oatmeal obediently " Ha! Victory is mine!" Says Stewie. I'm beginning to like this kid.
posted by Vegeta at 5:16 PM
5 Comments:
I think it worked out pretty well. I mean let's face it, you really don't want a little kid going down the Vegeta pole. That juts doesn't sound right.
well you have two kids so you should be able to handel your sidekick :P
just stay away from mine :P
Henchman: I guess so
Professor Thakyou for that horrifying thought
Magdelena I suppose Any your Sidkick will ehnd up in a sandwhich with eggs
The child is wise beyond his years, for he knows the regenerative powers of oatmeal.
Good selection
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