Challenge #10, vote vote vote!
The challenge has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down. Many have been called, few have answered. On the planet Hacknor... On Fire Island D, twelve brave contestants will compete. Who will falter? Who will thrive? Who will be
OK everybody responded to the challenge very well.
Before we continue, I just wanted to say that I am proud of all each of you; making it to the Final Four of arguably one of the greatest reality shows to grace the Intergalactic Network of Engineered Transmissions is no small feat.
Last Gladiator Standing, however, is like the movie Highlander, there can be only one. Or like the movie Highlander II, there should be only one.
So it's time to judge, and as I mentioned earlier, everyone can judge and is invited to vote for the winner of this challenge. Please send an email to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. The contestant with the most votes gains immunity, while the one with the fewest gets to give me a backrub.
You have until Sunday at 7:00 pm, Central Standard Earth Time. Results will be tabulated by our laser-powered super computer. Yes, the very same computer used on our Separated at Birth series, calculates the proper donut-to-sprinkle ratio for the LGS snack shack, and pastes pictures of celebrities heads onto bodies of farm animals will be used to calculate the winner of Challenge #10. So get out there and as they say in Chicago, vote early and vote often.
Wait, don't vote often. Just once, thank you.